Famous Dog Quotes

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Whoever said you can’t buy happiness forgot little puppies.

–Gene Hill

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No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does.

–Christopher Morley

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They never talk about themselves but listen to you
while you talk about yourself, and keep up an appearance of being interested in the conversation.

–Jerome K. Jerome

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Be thou comforted, little dog, Thou too in
Resurrection shall have a little golden tail.

–Martin Luther

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He would sit there staring at you; brown and fat and smelly; slobbering, and sometimes giving a heavy sigh; and however long a walk you had taken him, he made you feel that it ought to have been longer; and however many biscuits he had had, he made you feel that he ought to have had more. Francis tells me that there was a legend in her family that Sancho was nearly always kept chained up; this was entirely untrue, but it just shows the force of his character that he was able to impose this idea on them from a distance.

–Gwen Raverat

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As long as man has a dog, he has a friend.

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God help me be the person my dog thinks I am.

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He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog.
You are his life, his love, his leader.
He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart.
You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion.

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My dog’s not spoiled … I’m just well trained.

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When please doesn’t work … Beg!

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In a perfect world, every dog would have a home and every home would have a dog.

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A house without either a cat or a dog is the house of a scoundrel.

–Portugese Proverb

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Dogs are our link to paradise. They don’t know evil or jealousy or discontent. To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring, it was peace.

–Milan Kundera

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My husband and I are either going to buy a dog
or have a child. We can’t decide whether to ruin our carpets or ruin our lives.

–Rita Rudner

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Some days you’re the dog, some days you’re the hydrant.

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No matter how little money and how few possesions you own,
having a dog makes you rich.

–Louis Sabin

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My dog is half pit bull, half poodle.
Not much of a watchdog, but a vicious gossip!

–Craig Shoemaker

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You think dogs will not be in heaven?
I tell you, they will be there long before any of us.

–Robert Louis Stevenson

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Scratch a dog and you’ll find a permanent job.

–Franklin P Jones

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I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.

–Rita Rudner

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My little dog…. a heartbeat at my feet.

–Edith Wharton

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The one absolutely unselfish friend that man can have in this selfish world, the one that never deserts him, the one that never proves ungrateful or treacherous, is his dog. He will kiss the hand that has no food to offer; he will lick the wounds and sores that come in encounter with the roughness of the world. When all other friends desert, he remains.

–George G Vest

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A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance,
and to turn around three times before lying down.

–Robert Benchley

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In order to keep a true perspective of one’s importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him.

–Dereke Bruce, Taipei, Taiwan

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