Some dog quotes

An extension of our popular, intermittent cat quotes feature, for those of us who love and appreciate man’s best friend.

“If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater. . . suggest that he wear a tail.” – Fran Lebowitz

“You can say any fool thing to a dog, and the dog will give you this look that says, `My God, you’re RIGHT! I NEVER would’ve thought of that!'” – Dave Barry

“Breed not a savage dog, nor permit a loose stairway.” – Talmud

“Man is an animal that makes bargains; no other animal does this – one dog does not change a bone with another.” – Adam Smith

“If your dog doesn’t like someone you probably shouldn’t either.” – Unknown

“Old dogs, like old shoes, are comfortable. They might be a bit out of shape and a little worn around the edges, but they fit well.” – Bonnie Wilcox

“Whoever said you can’t buy happiness forgot little puppies.” – Gene Hill

“The more people I meet the more I like my dog.” – Unknown

“In order to really enjoy a dog, one doesn’t merely try to train him to be semihuman. The point of it is to open oneself to the possibility of becoming partly a dog.” – Edward Hoagland

“I once decided not to date a guy because he wasn’t excited to meet my dog. I mean, this was like not wanting to meet my mother.” – Bonnie Schacter, Founder of the Single Pet Owner’s Society Singles Group

“A cat sees us as the dogs…A cat sees himself as the human.” – Unknown

“Dogs are our link to paradise. They don’t know evil or jealousy or discontent. To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring–it was peace.” – Milan Kundera

“Things that upset a terrier may pass virtually unnoticed by a Great Dane.” – Smiley Blanton

“I’ve seen a look in dogs’ eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts.” – John Steinbeck

“What kind of life a dog . . . acquires. I have sometimes tried to imagine by kneeling or lying full length on the ground and looking up. The world then becomes strangely incomplete; one sees little but legs.” – E V Lucas

“You may have a dog that won’t sit up, roll over or even cook breakfast, not because she’s too stupid to learn how but because she’s too smart to bother.” – Rick Horowitz

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