The dogs all had a party
They came from near and far.
Some dogs came by taxi
And some dogs came by car.

Each dog signed his name
Upon a special book
And each dog hung his asshole
Upon a special hook.

One dog was not invited,
And this aroused his ire.
He stormed into the party
And loudly shouted “FIRE!”

In the scene that followed,
The dogs forgot to look
And grabbed just any asshole
From off of any hook.

And that is why when dogs roam
On land or sea or foam,
They sniff each others’ assholes,
To try and find their own!

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