Cat Poems

Cat

The CatI love my mom and all that,Then one day she brought home the cat.Around her he purrs, he’s as sweet as can be,But when she’s not in sight he just hisses at me.I have tried to tell my mom that…She’s been fooled by this mean nasty cat.But... read more

The Last Battle

        The Last Battle If it should be that I grow frail and weakAnd pain should keep me from my sleep,Then will you do what must be done,For this — the last battle — can’t be won.You will be sad I understand,But don’t let grief then stay your... read more

A Cat Named Joe

A Cat Named Joe There’s a cat named Joe and you wouldn’t want to knowBut he thinks he’d like to be a HippopotamusAnd it sounds very strange, and he really wants to changeAnd in that way he’s just like a lot of us Oh, it wouldn’t be so bad... read more

cats

Cats There’s a cat sitting on my footMy leg is feeling numbI really should be nastyAnd kick it up the bum But, it’s so cute, I have no choiceI just have to let it sleepSo, I’m momentary paralysedAnd lost the use of both my feet And now the other... read more

The Yule Cat

The Yule Cat The oldest written sources on the Yule Cat are from the Nineteenth Century. These refer to the fact that those who do not get a new item of clothing for Yule are destined to become offerings for the Yule Cat. It may sound strange that the deprived ones... read more

Poem For Cats

Poem For Cats And God asked the feline spiritAre you ready to come home?Oh, yes, quite so, replied the precious soulAnd, as a cat, you know I am most ableTo decide anything for myself. Are you coming then? asked God.Soon, replied the whiskered angelBut I must come... read more

Buckingham Puss

Buckingham Puss I live at Buckingham PalaceA lovely place to beSo much space to run aroundAnd quite a few trees to climb My boss is rather poshShe likes the finer things of lifeChampagne, Scottish salmon and sausagesHer favourite programmes areFrost on SundayQuestion... read more

Cat Poetry Milk for the Cat

Cat Poetry Milk for the Cat When the tea is brought at five o’clock,and all the neat curtains are drawn with care,the little black cat with bright green eyesis suddenly purring there. At first she pretends, having nothing to do,she has come in to merely blink at... read more

Thomas O Malley

Thomas o’ Malley Thomas o’ Malley is a ginger tabbywith sleek body that’s not flabbyHe was somehow, by persons unknown,discarded, but with us found a home.He has lazy green eyes and pink nosealways sitting in comfortable pose. Thomas is not just an... read more

Poem for Cats

Poem For Cats And God asked the feline spiritAre you ready to come home?Oh, yes, quite so, replied the precious soulAnd, as a cat, you know I am most ableTo decide anything for myself. Are you coming then? asked God.Soon, replied the whiskered angelBut I must come... read more

Cat Poetry The Cat and the Moon

The Cat and the Moon The cat went here and thereand the moon spun round like a top,and the nearest kin of the moon,the creeping cat, looked up.Black Minnaloushe stared at the moon,for, wander and wail as he would,the pure cold light in the skytroubled his animal... read more

How to give a cat a pill

Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat’s mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth pop pill into mouth. Allow... read more

If it should be

If it should be that I grow weekand pain should keep me from my sleepthen you must do what must be doneThis last battle cannot be won You will be sad I understandDon’t let your grief then stay your handFor this day, more than the restyour love for me must stand... read more

Cat Poetry The Cat of the House

The Cat Of The House Over the hearth with my ‘minishing eyes I muse; until afterthe last coal dies.Every tunnel of the mouse,every channel of the cricket,I have smelt,I have feltthe secret shifting of the mouldered rafter,and heardevery bird in the thicket.I... read more

When God created kitty cats,

When God created kitty cats, He had no recipe;He knew He wanted something sweet,As sweet as sweet could be.He started out with sugar,Adding just a trace of spice;Then stirred in drops of morning dew,To keep them fresh and niceHe thought cats should be soft to pet,Thus... read more

GOD’S GARDEN

GOD’S GARDEN God looked around his garden and found an empty place. He then looked down upon the earth and saw your tired face. He put his arms around you and lifted you to rest. God’s garden must be beautiful, he always takes the best. He knew that you... read more

A Parting Prayer

A Parting Prayer Dear Lord, please open your gatesand call St. Francisto come escort this beloved companionacross the Rainbow Bridge. Assign her to a place of honour,for she has been a faithful servantand has always done her best to please me. Bless the hands that... read more

Why God created animals

Why God created animalsA newly discovered chapter in the Book of Genesis has provided the answer to “Where do pets come from?” Adam said, “Lord, when I was in the garden, you walked with me everyday. Now I do not see you anymore. I am lonesome here... read more

WE HAVE A SECRET

WE HAVE A SECRET We have a secret, you and I that no one else shall know, For who but I can see you lie each night in fire glow? And who but I can reach my hand before we go to bed And feel the living warmth of you and touch your silken head? And only I walk woodland... read more

Rainbow Bridge

Just this side of heaven is a place called Rainbow Bridge. When an animal dies that has been especially close to someone here, that pet goes to Rainbow Bridge. There are meadows and hills for all of our special friends so they can run and play together. There is... read more

My Cat

My Cat My cat walks slowly through the house,measuring each step,examining the nooks and crannys,and I can almost visualize,the crown of diamonds on her head,the purple velvet capetrimmed with erminetrailing behind her. When I call her name,she lifts her tailin... read more

A Cat’s Prayer

A Cat’s Prayer Now I lay me down to sleep,The king-size bed is soft and deep…I sleep right in the center grooveMy human can hardly move! I’ve trapped her legs, she’s tucked in tightAnd here is where I pass the nightNo one disturbs me or dares... read more

She is Gone

She is Gone You can shed tears that she is gone, Or you can smile because she lived. You can close your eyes and pray that she will come back, Or you can open your eyes and see all that she has left. Your heart can be empty because you can’t see her, Or you can... read more

The Cat

The CatI love my mom and all that,Then one day she brought home the cat.Around her he purrs, he’s as sweet as can be,But when she’s not in sight he just hisses at me.I have tried to tell my mom that…She’s been fooled by this mean nasty cat.But... read more

From a cat……..

From a cat…….. When humans die, they make a willTo leave their homes, and all theyHave to those they love.I too would make a will, if I could write.To some poor, wistful, lonely strayI’d leave my happy home,My dish, my cozy bed, my cushioned chair,... read more

This Old Cat

This Old Cat I’m getting on in years,My coat is turning gray.My eyes have lost their luster,My hearing’s just okay.I spend my day dreamingOf conquests in my past,Lying near a sunny windowWaiting for its warm repast. I remember our first visit,I was coming... read more

Pooey on Dogs

Phooey on DogsI think that I shall never seeA dog as he’s supposed to be;A dog who since he was a pupHas learned when he should just shut up. I’m tired of hearing dogs just yapAnd wake me when I take a nap.Those boisterous creatures bark and growl,Bay at... read more

My Cat Friends

My Cat Friends My home is where my feet touchMy bed is what’s under me when I’m sleepyMy food is anything that tastes good.My friends are whom I choose. The night is my safety, the day is my warmth.I’m proud but not vain. Simple things delight me. I... read more

A Lonely Cat

A Lonely Cat I wish someone would tell me what is it that I’ve done wrong.Why do I have to stay outside in the rain and be left alone so long?They seemed so glad to have me when I came here as a kitten.There were so many things we’d do while I was growing... read more

What Cats do for us

What cats do for us Warm our laps…Give us someone to talk to…Help reduce high blood pressure…Create a “kindred” feeling with other cat people…Turn common household objects into cat toys…Make us more aware of birds…Donate... read more

I’m only a cat

I’m only a cat,and I stay in my place…Up there on your chair,on your bed or your face! I’m only a cat,and I don’t finick much…I’m happy with creamand anchovies and such! I’m only a cat,and we’ll get along fine…As... read more

Training your human

Training Your Human Training your human is a thankless task.“Why bother with it?”, some kittens may ask.The fate of the world is the issue at hand,as felines worldwide stake a claim for their land.Make no bones about it, we cats own the joint.We spray in... read more

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