Canine Quotes

“Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.” -Roger Caras

“A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.” –Robert Benchley

“To err is human, to forgive canine.” –Anonymous

“Dog. A kind of additional or subsidiary Deity designed to catch the overflow and surplus of the world’s worship.” –Ambrose Bierce

“If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.” — Will Roger

“The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.” — Anonymous

“Anybody who doesn’t know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.” –Franklin P. Jones

“I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.” — Rita Rudner

“Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.” — Ann Landers

“A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.” — Josh Billings

“Ever consider what they must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul — chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we’re the greatest hunters on earth!” –Anne Tyler

“If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.” — James Thurber

“There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking you face.” — Ben Williams

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