Another installment of our ever popular feature of cat quotes. While not all of these will necessarily apply to your res-ident feline, many of them certainly will.

“No matter how much cats fight, there al-ways seems to be plenty of kittens.”
– Abraham Lincoln

“One cat justs leads to another.”
– Ernest Hemingway

“Dogs come when they’re called; cats take a message and get back to you later.”
– Mary Bly

“There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.”
– Unknown

“Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia.”
– Joseph Wood Krutch

“With the qualities of cleanliness, affection, patience, dignity, and courage that cats have, how many of us, I ask you, would be capable of becoming cats?”
– Fernand Mery

“People that hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life.”
– Faith Resnick

“There are many intelligent species in the uni-verse. They are all owned by cats.”
– Anonymous

“I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior.”
– Hippolyte Taine

“We humans are indeed fortunate if we happen to be chosen to be owned by a cat.”

“Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function.”

“How we behave toward cats here below determines our status in heaven.”
– Robert A. Heinlein

“No heaven will not ever be Heaven be; Unless my cats are there to welcome me.”
– Unknown

“There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats.”
– Albert Schweitzer

“Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.”
– Anonymous

“In a cat’s eye, all things belong to cats.”
– English proverb

“If animals could speak the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow, but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.”
– Mark Twain

“Of all God’s creatures, there is only one that cannot be made slave of the lash. That one is the cat. If man could be crossed with the cat it would improve the man, but it would deteriorate the cat.”
– Mark Twain

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