88 Funniest Dachshund Names

A good sense of humor helps in life and is even an integral part of it. Often, the owners want the name of their four-legged friend to cause a smile and a wave of positivity. Why not? The main thing is that the name should be to your liking, but in no case should it be offensive to a devoted comrade.

Find the funniest name for your Dachshund puppy now!

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1 Funniest Dachshund Names with Meanings

2 Top 75 Funniest Dachshund Names

Funniest Dachshund Names with Meanings

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Jalapeno – this spicy title goes perfectly with a wiener dog
Zombie – these dogs are only slow and sluggish when they know it is time for their bath
Princess – for a pretty pampered princess!
Bugsy – inspired by Bugsy Malone, a comedy gangster story
Freckle – perfect for a Dachshund that might have spots or patches on its fur
Batman – if this little guy is Batman, then that makes you their Robin
Wiener – what better choice for a stumpy, long, and slim sausage dog?
Cheese – for a dog with a cheesy smile
Peanut – maybe this canine is a little nutty
Jelly – a fun name for a Sausage dog that wiggles as they walk
Spider – even though these dogs only have four legs, sometimes they move in the same way as a spider
Schnitzel – this German food is a perfect idea for a German pooch
Wolf – for a ferocious pup that thinks they’re more of a wolf than the pet