88 Funniest Dachshund Names

A good sense of humor helps in life and is even an integral part of it. Often, the owners want the name of their four-legged friend to cause a smile and a wave of positivity. Why not? The main thing is that the name should be to your liking, but in no case should it be offensive to a devoted comrade.

Find the funniest name for your Dachshund puppy now!

Funniest Dachshund Names with Meanings

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  • Jalapeno – this spicy title goes perfectly with a wiener dog
  • Zombie – these dogs are only slow and sluggish when they know it is time for their bath
  • Princess – for a pretty pampered princess!
  • Bugsy – inspired by Bugsy Malone, a comedy gangster story
  • Freckle – perfect for a Dachshund that might have spots or patches on its fur
  • Batman – if this little guy is Batman, then that makes you their Robin
  • Wiener – what better choice for a stumpy, long, and slim sausage dog?
  • Cheese – for a dog with a cheesy smile
  • Peanut – maybe this canine is a little nutty
  • Jelly – a fun name for a Sausage dog that wiggles as they walk
  • Spider – even though these dogs only have four legs, sometimes they move in the same way as a spider
  • Schnitzel – this German food is a perfect idea for a German pooch
  • Wolf – for a ferocious pup that thinks they’re more of a wolf than the pet

Top 75 Funniest Dachshund Names

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  • Bandana
  • Karma
  • Mignon
  • Evita
  • Liberty
  • Tito
  • Herbie
  • Dog Juan
  • Kaiser
  • Pumpkin
  • Sergio
  • Vienna
  • Chico
  • Neon
  • Samson
  • Safari
  • Frankie
  • Opie
  • Vixen
  • Shady Lady
  • Tootsie
  • Hooligan
  • Tease
  • Killer
  • Leo
  • Badger
  • Lovesong
  • Juliet
  • Whiskey
  • Gucci
  • Dijon
  • Abe
  • J.R.
  • Bogart
  • Picasso
  • Uno
  • Hurley
  • Attila
  • Lola
  • Caboodle
  • Jazz
  • Buzz
  • Lassie
  • Amaretto
  • Aura
  • Genghis
  • Ivanhoe
  • Max
  • Wasabi
  • Ramses
  • Reno
  • Kashmir
  • Peaches
  • Nemo
  • Mad Max
  • Grits
  • Amanda
  • Oops
  • Spartan
  • Freckles
  • Rebel
  • Chiquita
  • Texan
  • Gizmo
  • Nymph
  • Curly
  • Dimples
  • Titan
  • Brutus
  • Hoagie
  • Delta
  • Casey
  • Kujo
  • Mama Mia
  • Cash

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